You know you're supposed to relax during this conference...after all -- it's on a Cruise Ship! But some of you are already beginning to sweat and go through separation anxiety when you think about being away from technology for five days? You hear the voices...Will it follow me? Will my thumbs twitch noticeably if they don't send even ONE text message? What is it like to talk with someone across the table rather than across the internet?

Here's the scoop.

Cell phones. Depending on the location of the ship after we set sail, your cell phone just might work. The ship does boast of better satellite connections than other cruise lines and depending on your service provider you may find that you can get a good enough signal to make a call. But just take it from me, the best shot you have of connecting is anywhere besides in your cabin! I like the upper decks out on the bow of the ship. It seems to be quieter. Try deck 13...it's the closest point to ANY satellite circling above you. Good luck.

Land line phone connections. Take out your wallet and say ouch! A phone is located in your cabin and it can connect to the USA. They do promote this option and if the kids really do need to hear your voice, then call them. Usually the charge is billed to your Sea Pass.

Internet connection. Welcome to the era of Cruise Ship technology. Yep, they've done it...but it'll cost you. You have two choices. If you want a quick connection and to do a little email, then there are two areas that have computers available. One is on deck four near the library and the other is on deck seven where our conference center is located. Your second choice is connecting with your own laptop and it's wireless system throughout the ship. Starting charges are .50 cents a minute and decrease as you purchase larger minute packages. They have info distributed on board that can give you all the details.

Television. Yes, it's in your stateroom and on a few public TVs scattered around the ship. Public TVs are usually dedicated to sports, while your personal TV has a selection of cable channels including news and entertainment. There is also a 'Ship Channel' that runs constant ship and port information. They also show current clips from daily ship activities. You just might see yourself the next day on TV!

Stateroom Wall Knocking. Only use this form of communication if you know the people that are in the stateroom next to you. A series of long and short pounds on the wall work best, and generally prior to midnight if at all possible.

So...take a deep breath. See how long you can last with just face to face communication -- but if you are about to go crazy, know that you have options to connect to the rest of the world!